Cats and Christmas go hand-in-hand. Like bunnies and Easter. Jack and coke. Water and electricity. All my cat ladies out there, you know what I mean. The trees, decorations, wrapping paper, tissue paper, bows, electrical cords. We are creating a winter wonderland for our little furry friends. And while I find it hilarious, it is quite destructive and annoying. This was us last year:
I eventually gave up at just let her occupy the tree and destroy the ornaments. It was too much, and also hilarious. This year she has been much, much better. Probably because she is a fat and too big for our fake tree. Also because since moving in with her boyfriend she has developed some actual manners. She hates to disappoint her Justin, she really does.
Although I miss the giggles that come along with tree destruction, we still have Kousin Khloe to fill that hole in our lives:
And if it wasn't for this, I'm sure my sister would've sold her to the gypsies by meow:
The owner of this little shithead. This little ocicat has been harassing me via text lately. How, you ask? He has an extra toe. Obviously.
And with that, I think this counts as my first random Wednesday...

Poor Keno didn't make the cut :/ He really is the red-headed step child of blogland. That's ok he'll just tip a tree over!
ReplyDeletePlease tell J that she can come over and hang out with Tino in our tree any day she'd like. You know what they say, "J and Tino...sitting in a tree..."
ReplyDeleteOh, and Nico is going to the vet today, so hopefully he'll calm down and stop giving everyone the middle finger(s).
Bella is terrified of the Christmas tree this year. But that does not stop her from trying to rip the bows off every single present. Abby likes to hang out under the tree. She even leaves herself presents in the form of her favorite toys underneath it.
ReplyDeleteI'm kitty hungry. Tom Selleck is great and all, but I just want a crazy cat of my own.
ReplyDeleteI knew that was Alissa's stupid cat.
ReplyDeleteI knew Shay would leave a stupid comment about my awesome cat.
DeleteCats are nuts at Christmastime. We had to get a fake because B climbed up and live in and knocked over our real tree too many times. Now Milo wants a cat sooo bad. He makes his bears and puppies meow. We're thinking this spring when all the moms have babies.
ReplyDeleteKhloe in the tree?! I can't stop looking at that picture! So funny. She looks so much like Noel!
ReplyDeleteNico. He's too much to handle.
That is hilarious...my cat has never once tried to climb our Christmas tree! He is more interested in chewing all the ribbons on all the presents. Seriously, Christmas morning is more entertaining because we count how many ribbons he's shredded...
ReplyDeleteOur cats used to go CRAZY at Christmas. It is seriously like they live for this holiday. Haha.
ReplyDeleteWait, whose cat is that and how does it have an extra toe?!
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Seriously no death and destruction or clawing of the eyes out? J-ME you're losing your spark. I expect but bitch mode after Christmas.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me think of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!!! And, girl....I am so happy and thankful your linked up!!!!!! You are welcome any time day or night! Love ya!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha the evil glowing eyes in the tree, I die! She is too big this year, thank goodness Khloe can take over. You should get J a paper bag for Christmas...
ReplyDeleteI swear that picture of J in the tree reminds me of a scene from Apocalypse Now. She's intense. And that cousin Khloe pic, is so Where's Waldo but with style. So funny.
ReplyDeletehaha i love this!!! cray cray kittiessss
ReplyDeleteMy cats missed the memo about knocking down the tree and climbing it. Kors broke a low branch by laying his fat ass on it...other than that both kitties just ran underneath and "hid" from each other or us...Jmeow certainly looks like she had fun and Khole is a lucky, spoiled kitty
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