Ladylike and ghetto, all rolled into one. Every now and then, the ghetto really comes out. You can take the girl out of Chino, but she will still know all of the words to every Kanye West song and want to shout "TWO CHAINS" at inappropriate moments.
If you really want to annoy my boyfriend play some hip hop music. Or suggest performing a Jay-Z & Kanye song at his best friend's mother's 50th birthday party. Because we have been asked to perform a song.* What the heck would you do in a situation like that? Rap, right?
(Seriously though, what would you sing in that situation? Not karaoke, mind you. Full-blown live performance. Extra credit if you fly out and take my place.)
Anyways, here is some friday linkage love for you:
The best films of the 90s. We all know my record with movies (hint, its not great) so I've only seen #1-4, 16, 25, 34, & 39. I've seen more of the honorable mention titles, naturally.
Christopher Walken reads Honey Boo Boo. Enough said.
OKCupid posters = hilarity. You know my thoughts on online dating.
I'd like to enroll in Monsters University please.
Ball hard this weekend, everyone. I won't fine you.
I totally made an okcupid account for my mega conservative roommate. And I made all her information completely crazy. She thought it was funny for two seconds before she changed everything I had written to real stuff. Six months later, she's getting married to some dude she met off the site. I totally take credit for the whole thing. Boo Yah.
ReplyDeleteI can't even comment about you balling so hard, because Whitney's comment is amazing.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I've never even heard of this sight and I can't wait to check it out.
Have a great weekend!
So would you hate me if I said I would rather bore my bloody eyes out with a pencil that related anything to Kanye West? Ok if not then the honey boo boo thing I almost peed.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is amazing! There is an inner gangsta that comes out in me whenever Kanye, Usher, or Jay Z start playing. I'm ALL about them. Brush yo'shouldas off.
ReplyDeleteI've heard some hilarious OKCupid stories. I never did the online dating. I'm not sure if I would've, but hearing people's experiences is one of my favorite things!
Ew not all Chino people like Kanye. Yuck! Lol!
ReplyDeleteAnd someone sent me the Christopher Walken video Wednesday. As much as I love Honey Boo Boo, Christopher Walken scares the shit out of me. I only watched like half. I was too terrified.
hahaha love the pic... too funny! Have to check out these links this weekend!
ReplyDeletehaha...i would rap too!! I have only seen #46,39,34,28,26,28,15,4 and 3 from that list. #46 was made into a Simpsons parody and didn't everyone and their mom see Blair Witch? I loved Reese Witherspoon inElection and Seven is the only Brad Pitt movie I love!!! I have not seen all of boogie night or groundhog day. I love Dazed and Confused!! other than that, i think it was an awful list because Clueless and Romy & Michele's High School reunion were not not that list!!!
ReplyDeleteI understand, I had people who should know as much gangsta rap as I do, look at me like I was crazy because I know Eazy-E songs by heart. Um, hello...I guess I'm old so NWA and Ice Cube were how I rolled, back in the day. Well I didn't really roll but you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteHow about something soulful like something by Al Green or Marvin Gaye? There has to be an old school G inside of you somewhere.
BTW Love the links!
Hahahaha....love it!!
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seriously, though. we NEED to hangout. this week. case closed.
ReplyDeleteI am such the opposite of thug, but I just love it when other people have it in them to whip out.
ReplyDeletethe first night i met my boyfriend we dueted both "The Real Slim Shady" AND "Forgot About Dre." It was love at first.. uh... rhyme.
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