The Divine Miss Meoww is turning one (sometime I think, possibly this week, I'm not sure because she was feral...)! Because Justin wouldn't let me buy her a tiny hat and because cats actually can't taste sweet flavors, we are celebrating with shredded cheese and a laser pointer. He also convinced me that a party would be a complete nightmare for her because
she hates people.
In one year she has accomplished SO much. She has: possibly killed her brother and allegedly her mother, ruined Christmas, peed her pants, set the world hissing record, made ZERO friends (but two boyfriends!), grown a fupa, gotten fleas three times, and has probably inspired an entire generation to NOT obtain a cat. Now if only she could catch that fucking red dot she would be the happiest meoww alive.
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| The face of an ANGEL. |
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She is also wondering why my
forehead looks so large. |
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| We've come so far. But not really. |
cute! sounds like you've got your hands full with her :)
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday J! I use approximations for my cats' birthdays too. Bella was 4 in July and Abby was 3 in February. Or March. Something like that.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday Jmeoww!! haha what a crazy cat.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday JMEOWW! I'm disappointed in your lack of tiny hat but I hope you and your fleas are very happy today!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday JMeoww! Your lucky to have a mother that puts up with you ;)
ReplyDeleteShe was on her best behavior when I visited. I think she sensed my fear and felt sorry for me. That and she was playing nice so I'd give her my hat to live in.
ReplyDeleteTotally random but whenever you write about her it reminds me of Suri's Burn Book!
what a year she and you have had! happy birthday jmeoww!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you will never need a dog or make that may not ever get one.
ReplyDeleteI am dying - a CAT FUPA?! Hahaha!! Happy Birthday JMEOWW!
ReplyDeleteI loled all though out this post. My cat LOVES her laser pointer and cat nip. Have you gave yours cat nip yet?
ReplyDeletePeePants, Nolan and JMeoww? What a week! Happy birthday, JM!
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