Yes, yes indeed I just shouted that. Because I fucking love awards season. And yes, it was necessary to swear. I barely tuned in to the Golden Globes because our damned cable hasn't been installed yet and I assumed we didn't have the proper channel BUT WE DID. Although I missed the red carpet, I quickly caught myself up and gave my amateur opinions on things that do not matter in the grand scheme of the world. But OMG LUCY LIU. Sorry, she just walked on stage to present and I died all over again. Has she no stylist?
Yes, awards season is full of opulence and unnecessary clammering over movies that 10% of the world saw that cost millions to produce staring people who get paid millions to do what they love. But I CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
The dresses. My god the dresses. I would even wear that Lucy Liu monstrosity if given the opportunity. And I get emotionally wrapped up in acceptance speeches like I've personally experienced the trials and tribulations that these people have. And please, Anne Hathaway. Let's not act like life is hard for you. Above all things, Anne, you can even pull off that haircut. So congratulations, but stop it.
And did we see Bill Clinton? I mean, come on! It doesn't get better.
And now I'm not even paying enough attention to spot my man, Daniel Day Lewis. So forgive my passion-rant about awards season. But JMEOWW and I will be glued to the couch all season. Yes, her too. She is currently sitting on my chest between my face and my laptop. And believe me, she died over J.Lo's dress too.
Lucy Liu is one of my worst-dressed nominees. She looked like she was wearing wallpaper, that's all I could think of.
ReplyDeleteJLo looked smokin hot as always, bitch. The back of her dress was amazing. I want her skin tone.
I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE AWARDS SEASON (YOU TOO MILLS) AS MUCH AS I DO
ReplyDeleteI was REAL busy fangirlin' over my babies Amy and Tina but honestly... I loved so many of the dresses I saw last night. My number one was Zooey Deschanel, because she gives hope to all girls with bangs and fair skin. She looked stunning.
Almost as stunning as George Clooney.
I need to go google Lucy Liu's dress now.
ReplyDeleteand I thought I would get so much more out of life if we didn't have cable.
boy was I wrong.
I missed the show totally although I followed People online to see the dresses. Nicole Richie. That color was gorgeous. But Lucy Lu.. She must have been high on shrooms.
ReplyDeletehahaha... i missed most of the awards and all of the red carpet because of the football game, so I did not see Lucy Lui...but what about Halle Berry...ew!! Tina Fey and Amy Pohler are freaking funny!! "Taylor Swift do no go out with Michael J Fox's son" best line ever!!
ReplyDeletebahah. I missed the show but googled Lucy Liu. She obvs saved money on the dress by making it from one of her old curtains or maybe bedspread?
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite dresses was Juliana Marguilies. I love love loved it.
ReplyDeletethe lucy dress was a ... nice dress... i just think compared to the other dresses... like jennifer lawrence's boob bib dress... it was a lot.
ReplyDeleteI fucking love awards season too!!! Bill Rodham Clinton! So awesome that he was there. I can't stand Anne Hathaway. I try to like her, I really do, but she bugs the crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteMy husband loves the Oscars but he has an opposite feeling towards award season and expressed it to me today after seeing a commercial for the sag awards. I'm with you and I love how the Golden Globes were made cool by Amy and Tina. I don't think I've ever watched them before them. And I'm glad I did because there were so many unforgettable moments. My favorite, Tommy Lee Jones and his unamused face. Conan made fun of it like crazy last night.
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