Besides hashtag abuse and GETTING REAL, my next favorite thing about blogging is blogging tips. So I thought on this fine Friday I would share a little tip of my own.
Blogging about brazilian waxing and culos gets you PAGEVIEWS! Okay, only 2. But really internet, this is what you think of me? I die.
Also, this is my new favorite thing...
I accidentally watched three episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and it has now become my life mission to be Phaedra. Or at least do that move. Apollo had a name for it...anyone remember?
And that is all I have for you on this fine Friday. Stay classy, blogville.
I told you Phardra was the shit. Maybe we'll do that move in vegas together, I'll start practicing now. What did you think of Kenya's twirl?
ReplyDeleteGone with the wind fabulous.
Have a good friday! Perhaps a facetime date this weekend :)
My whole life in Atlanta revolves around trying to find Phaedra & make her my bestie. And the move is called "funky donkey" I watched it like 20 times in a row.
ReplyDeletePhaedra mystifies me. That whole thing where she was starting the funeral business last year enthralled me. In a WTF can't stop watching way.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched a single Real Housewives show...in any city...but that move looks like a good workout, haha!
ReplyDeleteI believe that move is called the "Funky Donkey"! Lol I lover her...now. I didn't like her so much in the beginning when she was racist haha. And are you convinced Kenya is a dude? Becuase I am.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a culo? A cooter? Lol eeeeeeew!
That above, is all the girls in Zumba who have booties...I'm the tall white girl in the back with the flat ass who just shake what her momma gave her. I look ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteYou are so diverse. My stats are all about Zac Efron. Hahah! I only watch RHOBH and NYC, but this dance intrigues me.
ReplyDeleteDONKEY BOOTY!
ReplyDeleteI've pretty much stopped watching RHOA. They are too much for me!
I love looking at search keywords. A couple people have found me by googling "someone very angry, ugly, and mean." Hmmm.
I love me some phaedra. She is just so prissy and snarky and amazing. I hate her at the same time and want to punch her. Details.
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I swear, bloggers have ESP. How did you and Dusty BOTH know that I needed these laughs today. I am having a pity party today...for no good reason and I needed this...dying right now. You make my days happy! ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha I love the random stuff that comes up in my search traffic stats. Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteDonkey bootys for life!
ReplyDeletehe he he The Atlanta housewives are something else. I think you should ask Danielle to add the Donkey Booty workout into her class. lol I had a post once (when I was naive of the creepiness of the internet) called My Naked Niece and Other Interesting Things In Alaska. Because my niece went through a naked all the time stage. Well I kept getting hits from people looking for naked niece...Effing creepers!
ReplyDeleteThose hoochies are gone with the wind fabulous with their funky donkey's.
ReplyDeleteby now you know it's the funky donkey and please watch more RHOA becasue it is the BEST in the franchise...my fave!! Would you rather have a donkey booty or a stallion booty?!!! hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteThat list is hilarious. One of my keyword phrases is always something about naked little boys. I have all the pedophiles coming to my blog. I love RHOA. It's the only one I watch.
ReplyDeleteSo we are going to have Donkey Booties together? Like Funky Donkey!
ReplyDeleteHahah I love it! RHOA is one of my favorites.
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