I even went and sunbathed in the doorway for a while. And, get this. I went for a walk outside in the sunshine.
Nope. Still freezing.
And don't you think for a second that I didn't count that walk on My Fitness Pal. It counts!
I'm not allowed to drink coffee to warm up because my trainer (whom you will be hearing much more about) told me that the amount coffee that I normally drink makes me take a dump....in energy...and that is why I struggle through the afternoons. And he hesitated when he said it just as I typed it and it was incredibly hard not to giggle like an eleven year old.
And I do believe that the point of this entire post was to tell y'all that coffee does in fact make you take a dump. IN ENERGY. Sickos.
Boo hoo. It's 25 degrees here. When you're suffering through that bullshit, then talk to me. Love you! :)
ReplyDeletelet me tell you a sad story.
ReplyDeleteyesterday I walked out to my truck at 6 in the morning and thought, "wow, it's REALLY warm out here." it was 24 degrees. it's been so cold here the last few weeks, I thought 24 degrees was a spring morning.
I'm so disgusted.
I also have a sad story...
ReplyDeleteI hate Toms.
Me too Alissa, me too
DeleteFUNNY THING IS if you ever visited us east-coasters you would actually turn into an icicle. Stay warm out there, my friend!
ReplyDeleteI'm always freezing too. I used to have a blanket at work, but people made fun of me lol. We would never last living anywhere else!
ReplyDeleteAnd coffee does make me take a dump...like a real one.
I'll trade you! You can have our 25 degrees and I'll take your 59 degrees. That's like July here. ;)
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't drink coffee to dumpage I would blow up like the blimp. I like that coffee equals dumpage.
ReplyDeleteHi there - new follower form the linkup! Love your blog & can't wait to read more! Hope you have a great day :)
ReplyDeleteRachel
http://sugar-stripes.blogspot.com/
No one could EVER get me off my coffee. And trainer?! Do tell.
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing. It was ten degrees outside when I left for work everyday last week. It was in the 30s earlier this week and I almost didn't wear a coat.
OH!! I meant to tell you. This reminds me of my grandma, the REAL grams. She lives on the central coast and pulls out her heavy winter gear if it falls below 75. You guys would get along.
DeleteSocks with TOMs....I feel a new trend on the horizon!!! Stay warm...I am with ya...shivering now...it's because us Texans and Californians aren't used to the Winter. And of course that walk counts!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was 50 in NYC today. I almost walked around naked it felt that warm. I too would have counted such a walk on that fitness pal but I disowned her twenty seconds after download
ReplyDeleteSit on a heating pad at work. I do. It kinda feels like you peed your pants sometimes. That part is not fun.
ReplyDeleteDump. giggle.
I don't know I feel like sometimes coffee really does makes you take a dump dump. About the poor circulation... drink more water, hoochie.
ReplyDeleteHa is made me giggle too. However, I don't pity you in your scarf and socks. Come visit Chicago, any time...
ReplyDeletehahaha...coffee is bad (after drinking it I do have to take dumps....not in energy!!) TMI? Oh well it's still funny either way!! I hate the cold right now!! It was pouring rain when I left for work this morning and now the "sun" is out all is dry...weird!!
ReplyDeletesocks with toms really?? and yes it is freezing and how the heck do i think i could live in a state has a a legit winter like snow and everything on the ground?
ReplyDeleteJust get wool TOMS like me. You can wear them all winter!
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