If we're being completely honest here then I will tell you that I am not feeling particularly inspired by these prompts. But because I don't want to be a total quitter, I will play along. Fine? Good.
Day 15 - A day in the life. Include photos blah blah blah YOU WISH.

6:52 - First alarm goes off. Brain tells me that it isn't important.
7:00 - Second alarm goes off. Followed by snoozes from both alarms. Trying to see how long I can ignore them before Justin begins to stir.
7:09 - Check phone for emails, tweets, and snapchats. Stiffle giggles.
7:14 - Contemplating whether I need to actually fix my hair or shave any body parts. These extra 6 minutes could change the game.
7:21 - Run to the shower.
7:30 - Meet morning jmeoww outside of the bathroom door. We go together to get coffee and give her food because at this point she is famished. Famished.
8:02 - Rush to get dressed and try to accessorize. Check if I put on deodorant. Yes I did and now my finger is slimy.
8:04 - Run out the door. Run back in to retrieve cell phone.
8:32 - Park. Run to time clock.
8:33 - 12:30 - ALL THE WORK THINGS. Including a variety of personal email accounts. Compulsively reloading twitter. Reading all your blogs.
12:30 - 1:15 - Lunchtime with friends. A lot of giggles and dirty looks from others.
1:15 - 5:00 - More work-related things even though blogging isn't work related.
5:00 - 5:37 - Sit in traffic and yell obscenities at people.
5:37 - 6:45 - Try not to fall asleep waiting for Justin to pick me up for gym time. Aggressive cuddle time.
6:45 - 7:30 - Gym time including much stiffling of the giggles and staring at strangers.
Is anyone still reading this?
7:30 - ? Dinner, TV, reading, sexytime, whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I actually love timeline posts.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing one. And I'm going to accompany it with the most boring photos ever.
i did a real LOL when i read this: "Yes I did and now my finger is slimy."
ReplyDeletehahaha
glad to hear that your 'work' consists of the same shit mine does.
twitter.blogs.snapchats.email.twitter.instagram.twitter
8:02 happens to me on a regular basis! Why is it so hard to remember that we put deodorant on two minutes before?
ReplyDeleteI personally like when "all things work" include emailing me all day and giving me advice.
Compulsively reloading Twitter- that's my girl!!! I have a morning debacle with deodorant too-- but mine is usually "I GOT IT ON MY SHIRT AGAIN? SHIT!"
ReplyDeleteThis was my favorite of the day. No one will beat it no one
ReplyDeleteGranted I have read 3 blogs. But sometimes you just know. Like when you are about to get diarreah
Deletethat's the worst feeling ever.
Deletesitting in traffic and yelling horrible things is a regular thing for me. i live in a city with terrible drivers!
ReplyDeleteI can't stand slimy deodorant finger. Happens a lot, though.
ReplyDeletewait. you shower every day?
ReplyDeletemind.blown.
Sexytime???? Hmmmmmmm. That's all....you dirty little girl. ;)
ReplyDeleteI generally find prompts not that useful for the blogging, but I would never have guessed you were feeling that way because your posts are great :)
ReplyDeleteI've never felt comfortable checking blogs at work.
ew slimy finger? and i snooze 3 times before i actually et up, thou my snooze times are set at 5:45, 6:00 and 6:15 and then I get up at 6:20.
ReplyDeleteIf the legs can go an extra day without a shave job...that's great extra sleep for me..very important.
ReplyDeleteI'm still in winter leg shaving mode. I have to wear jeans all year round, so why should I have to sacrifice those six precious minutes? I shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteI am insanely impressed that you shower every morning. You are an American Hero.
ReplyDeleteLooks like my morning, only not as smooth. Plus, I have short legs so running to the time clock should be considered exercise for the day. Because my calves hurt and I'm out of breath by the time I get there. I'm starting sleepovers next week. Hello again, crazy hours.
ReplyDeleteI meant my morning I not as smooth.
DeleteTHE DEODORANT CHECK! Yes! Every morning. It's a problem.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could sleep in till 7. Technically I can, but the sooner I get to work, the sooner I clock out. That's turning into my mantra.
Any Meev sightings lately?