Friday, May 3, 2013

Um, a double post. hi!

So in order to catch up, and also to avoid abusive text messages from SOMEONE whose name rhymes with CLAY, I am double-posting.


Day 3 – Things that make you uncomfortable.

Whooooa, boy. Hi, have you met me? Double-blog posting makes me uncomfortable, for starters. Let's just make a damn list...

Farting in front of Justin 
Unintentional racism
Men with too short of shorts 
Crowds
Finances
Homeless people
Male Strippers
Nipples
Balls
I'm not just listing body parts, I swear
Nasty rap lyrics (but I will sing them)
Correcting people (Hi, core job function!)
People that are unaware of their body odor
Mouth-breathers
Talking about exes
Telling people to get their shit together
Should this have been alphabetical?
Asking for help
People celebrating/acknowledging me
Babies
Small people in general
Prolonged eye contact
Canned chicken

And I think that is all. I hope that is all. Forgetting things also makes me uncomfortable. 
Posted by
Labels: ,

14 comments:

  1. Whitney LeighMay 3, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    I'm so glad to see babies on your list too. I was getting worried I was the only one.

    ReplyDelete
  2. ErinMay 3, 2013 at 1:31 PM

    Haha I love the random things in the middle that aren't actual uncomfortable things. And small people in general.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Michelle AMay 3, 2013 at 1:34 PM

    see now it would be appropriate for me to link to your post but i just wont do it now. i wont. i refuse.
    know what makes me uncomfortable? getting someones number via a comment on one of my instagram pictures. cuz that just happened.

    ReplyDelete
  4. MichelleMay 3, 2013 at 2:03 PM

    Balls. I love it. And by small people I know you mean midgets.

    I love that you added canned chicken.

    ReplyDelete
  5. UnknownMay 3, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    I love how male strippers are on your list. I agree. :P

    ReplyDelete
  6. Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blogMay 3, 2013 at 4:53 PM

    well I was going to tell you "congrats" on catching up.

    But i'd hate to make you uncomfortable..

    ReplyDelete
  7. DeidreMay 3, 2013 at 9:43 PM

    Also canned peas. Why is that a thing? Some things should not be canned.

    ReplyDelete
  8. BrissaMay 4, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    so like, your ultimate uncomfortable thing would be a homeless midget male stripper in booty shorts with crazy crazy nips?
    pperrrrrfect.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Claire KieferMay 4, 2013 at 2:52 PM

    LOL to farting in front of Justin! I'm the same way. Gross.

    I hate to admit this but I'm uncomfortable with silence (only w/strangers). Like on a long elevator ride or something. Ugh.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Traci Marie WolfMay 5, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    That's one well rounded list. lol

    ReplyDelete
  11. shannonMay 6, 2013 at 7:28 AM

    i can help you get over the nipple thing.
    because it's inevitable that i get drunk and insist on showing people my nipple piercing. so you're welcome.

    ReplyDelete
  12. CMay 6, 2013 at 7:40 AM

    Canned chicken? Yuck! Double blog posting makes me uncomfortable too! Not when other people do it, but when I do it. I agree with 99% of these. I don't mind correcting people, but maybe that's because I'm a bitch. I don't mind when people correct me either though. I'd rather know if I sound like an idiot!

    ReplyDelete
  13. SMD @ lifeaccordingtostephMay 6, 2013 at 10:50 AM

    I hate being the center of attention.

    I am petrified of midgets.

    I refuse to double post in one day. I will choose one over the other or combine.

    ReplyDelete
  14. StephanieMay 6, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    My college roommate (my sorority sister) once dated a male stripper. In real life his name was Chris but his stripper name was Mustang and he had a horse tattoo. It was pretty terrifying but also really hilarious. He's married now, it concerns me...

    ReplyDelete

We just became best friends.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...