Enter Cardstore. I can sit on my butt and browse until my heart is content, without giving dirty looks to children who are touching cards who we all know CAN NOT EVEN READ. Cardstore is the ultimate personalized greeting card store, and lucky for me their "funny" birthday cards are actually quite hilarious.
Although it still took me longer than a normal human to decide on a card, once I did the personalization process was so much fun and had my giggling at my desk like a total creep. Fonts, colors, photos, MORE CHOICES to make. But the card turned out beautifully and was a total hit with my friend. And the shipping process was faster AND cheaper than I expected (Hi, Shutterfly! I hope you are listening!).
So if you have card commitment issues like me, or just don't like going out in public in general, Cardstore is here for you. And they are awesome.
*FINE PRINT. Yes, I was given a free card to review.*