So throughout my browsing, I see a ton, more like a SHIT ton of tutorials and recipes. And some of them are incredibly helpful. Such as the one that taught me how to easily remove labels from glass bottles. Or the one that taught me how to make tissue tassel garland (helpful, although not easy).
And then some of these tutorials and recipes can best be described as...remedial. FOR INSTANCE, I present to you tutorials and recipes that we need less of.
- TOAST, four ways!
- A different take on the braid (you can show me 27 different french braid tutorials and I still won't be able to do it).
- THE BEST, no really the best ever best mac n' cheese.
- How to stock a bar/coffee cart! <- but what even are these and is it really that hard?
- Buns, buns, and more buns.
- The ONLY smoothie recipe you need! Then why are there 3,001 of them on pinterest? Guys, smoothies: a green, some fruit, liquid base, and whatever seeds or powders you wish to add. It is not a science.
- Cauliflower pizza crust. More like cauliflower not even a little bit like fucking pizza crust so no.
- Painting or glittering bottles, jars, and/or terracota pots. APPLY PAINT TO VESSEL. BOOM.
Truth be told, the toast was what sent me over the edge and inspired this post. It is fucking bread. That you put in a machine. And put a variety of other tasty things on top of. Again not deserving of its own masters program.
Basically, I spend too much time online. What tutorials and recipes have you had enough of?
Basically, I spend too much time online. What tutorials and recipes have you had enough of?
