Fancy Fridays: Back to school. Booty school.

Things got weird with that title. See what happens when I try to make a Friday's Fancys theme relevant to my attempt at dieting? The main point here is that I am officially motivated to do something about the ever present and ever growing beer belly (and thighs, and buttocks). I am tall, but I am curvy. I am slender, but I jiggle. And not in a good Beyonce sort of way.

I've hit this weight before, about 5 years ago. But I was unknowingly in the throes of a deep depression and a very unhappy period in my life and had zero motivation to do something about it. Until some of my family members were like, "you know what..." and one of my friends husband asked if I got implants. Fine. I get it.

This time, I am motivated but busy and tired and insert excuse here. But it has to happen. IT HAS TO. Last time I did Weight Watchers and turned into a crazed fanatic. This time, I'm just going to not eat everything that is placed in front of me. And not drink every night of the week. Only two nights a week for alcohol. Okay maybe three. And special occasions. Like Columbus Day.

And I will exercise. And not in the streaming netflix fitness shows kind of way that always turns into a giggling dance party. Real exercise.

Also, VEGAS is happening very soon. Like 6 weeks soon. Like I want to fit in a skanky leather dress soon so goddamit Tiffany put down the cheese danish! I will fit in these dresses.

linking up with {av} for friday's fancies! 

And don't forget to enter my super awesome giveaway! Cheers to a more sober and less-fattening weekend!

Fancy Fridays: Summer Wedding

Today I'm linking up with Long Distance Loving for Friday's Fancies. This week is about crushes. You know that feeling that you get when you see someone that makes you smile? They take your breath away and you just know that you could love them forever. That is EXACTLY how I feel about these shoes. When it becomes legal to marry shoes, this is happening.

I’m desperately searching for summery wedding-appropriate dresses because I have 5 weddings to attend this summer. Yes. FIVE. This dress is an unexpected pairing with the shoes, but I love how it works together and suggests a little vintage flair. If I had the necessary padding on my chest to support a strapless dress, this would be mine.