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Okay, first of all this cost three times as much as I expected AND I didn't even get to drink any tea. However, my psychic...she was psychic. She was about 117 years old and a completely crazy, Southern jewel. My 10-minute reading turned into a 30-minute conversation in which she predicted a future for me that in a few short weeks CAME TRUE. And I never, ever would've imagined so.
I walked out a little shell-shocked (but secretly hopeful) to a completely stone-faced Leeann, who had a terrible reading. Terrible as in her lady missed every single mark she tried.
At the time of this reading, Justin and I were in relationship purgatory. But this woman, this treasure knew that our love would blossom and that he would be in my life. She said, "Next year when you visit for Jazzfest, you bring him by to say 'hello!'" And while I didn't go to Jazzfest this year (because it is a special type of hell), I should at least write her a letter telling her that she is in fact psychic, in case she ever doubts herself. Do I have to, or does she already know that she was right? Unclear how far her psychic abilities travel.
I also decided to get into voodoo whilst in NOLA because that is what one does. The voodoo shops are not tourist friendly, at all. They are actually downright terrifying and the shopkeepers enjoy being rude to you. But damn it if I didn't want to get a voodoo love candle (specifically the hummingbird one...one must be specific in casting magic love spells, okay?). So I did, and although I never lit it (because Leeann had convinced me it would explode) I prominently displayed it on my bookcase and longingly stared at it. Which also worked.
Those that know me well know that I don't believe in many things, but psychic readings and love spells are now on the list of things I sure as hell do believe in. And I have a wonderful trip to New Orleans to thank for that.
And now my boyfriend knows that he was magically tricked into this relationship using voodoo magic and everything else short of an animal sacrifice. Thank god he gave in before that occurred...
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hahaah let Leeann have the love candle now!! JK!! Yay for psychics and voodoo!! Now did this psychic also predict a wedding?? JK again ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah gimme the candle I need it! And I convinced your ass to go to the damn reading. My bitch was a joke! AND you're welcome bc it's pretty much a result of my pushing you into the reading that it all happened the way it did!!
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what the shit is a voodoo love candle.
ReplyDeletealso. why the hell wouldnt you have gotten a voodoo doll? i totes would love to stab some people. i'd be nice though, just a few jabs in the side. or the knee. ya know, non life threatening areas.
does the voodoo love candle and your relationship kind of make you want to cackle manically? because that's what i find myself doing. like right at this very moment.
ReplyDeleteYou witch!! That is awesome. Two of my best friends and I were dragged into a palm reading in New York City once, and I was terrified to let her give me one, so I watched my two friends get them instead. One of them was spot on, but the other couldn't have been more off-base. She told her she was going into the medical field (she has an irrational fear of blood) and that she should never trust anyone with a "K" name (I am her best friend, and HER NAME IS KATE) Fail.
ReplyDelete^^ "You witch!!"
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing at that.
So, I've never had a reading or bought a, "You're going to love me, DAMNIT!" candle, but I still believe in that type of stuff. And now I need to go to some crazy 117 year old woman and hope she tells me GOOD things.
I don't think a letter is required, she probably knows.
ReplyDeleteVoodoo people are so selfish. They're always rude and want to hoard all the voodoo magic to themselves.
Listen. I don't think I could ever go to psychic. I'm just afraid. "The voodoo shops are not tourist friendly, at all. They are actually downright terrifying" I'm going to laugh all day.
ReplyDeleteI have missed you!! This is crazy!! I am glad you posted because next time I am going to see this tea room chic. I totally believe in that shazz too! But the voodoo stuff scares the crap out of me!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that you had a good reading. When I went to India I got my palm read by a crazy man and he was mostly very wrong his reading was " You will move abroad...to Cananda. you'll be married by the time you're 26 (true), And at 27 you'll have a baby girl. and at 29 you'll have a boy. The boy will not be that smart. The girl, she'll be very smart. Your parents are not happily married and are going to get divorced. the man you marry will stay at home while you have a job"
ReplyDeleteLuckily, I haven't had that stupid son yet.
That is pretty awesome! I once had a tarot card reading and it all came true too. I'm a total skeptic, but it's fun to give in to it sometimes, especially if it has a happy ending like it did for you! Jacob and I want to visit New Orleans, but he's is so scared of this stuff he probably won't let me explore anything creepy. Tori Spelling saw a voodoo priestess who bathed her in chicken blood and then she met Dean. I mean, he was married, but whatever, she got him and had four babies with him. Leeann, do you hear me? Chicken blood.
ReplyDeleteWHAT?! I used to be a vegetarian for three years, relatively recently. I'd rather die alone than bathe in chicken blood. Plus who will want me when my cooter smell likes cluckers?! lol!
Delete"Cooter smells like cluckers" Hahahahah!
DeleteThis place is for flashing tits not looking at flash cards.
ReplyDeleteOh gosh. Hilarious. At leas you were UP FRONT with Justin about this, so he knows all about the trickery involved in making him your boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI've never been to NOLA. I feel like I should visit.
Love this.
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