Happy Birthday, Momma!

Many, many years ago on this date my mother was born. She was raised on a farm in Minnesota and we know this because any time we visit a petting zoo she reminds us. She's also really good at Farmville and also Pioneer Trail and could you maybe send her one barrel of massage oil so she can rub her pigs?

My mom is one of the most generous, selfless people in the entire world. She will never say "no" even if she only slept two hours last night and already has a full schedule.

She raised four girls, and we turned out only a little bit crazy but still make her full crazy. This weekend we taught her about Brazilian waxing as well as culos. Which she learned is NOT something you put your drink in to keep it cold. She also bonded with a lesbian at the neighborhood bar this weekend so she is totally cultured now.

She is just a really great lady and we are lucky to call her Momma. Happy Birthday, Mom! And yes, I am her favorite.