Tuesday, February 19, 2013

milestones.

Late night conversations are my favorite. Exhaustion, muscle fatigue...I know where your head is going and omg get a room. I've been kicking my ass trying to get ready for a teeny dress, okay? So by 10 pm I can't feel my legs and I can barely make sentences. The thing is, I'm really bad at anniversaries. Lucky for Justin, most of the time...

me: Tomorrow is our anniversary! Our month anniversary!

Justin: Month?

me: Monthly. Months. You know, Monthly.

Justin:...(still not getting it...probably contemplating my use of the word monthly and bracing himself for some sort of period talk).

me: 9 MONTHS! OUR NINE MONTH ANNIVERSARY!

Justin:....ohhhhh–

me: It's like a BABY! Our relationship baby has been birthed!

Justin:......

me: Can we name is jmeoww?

Justin: Or would it be born when we started dating making it turn 1 in May? Now I'm confused.

me: OBVIOUSLY NOT. You impregnated me with your love!

And then it just stopped because sometimes he knows there is no winning with me and these intelligent thoughts of mine. Which is why I keep him around.

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12 comments:

  1. StephanieFebruary 20, 2013 at 9:57 AM

    hahahaha can we name it jmeoww!

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  2. ErinFebruary 20, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    Haha you're a nut! You impregnated me with your love.

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  3. DSRFebruary 20, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    Why are you the funniest person in the world? Whhyyyy?

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  4. SamiFebruary 20, 2013 at 12:27 PM

    Oh my gosh this is just the afternoon pick me up I needed! SO funny! Men, they don't understand anything hahaha

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  5. Kathrin@shopschoolsleepFebruary 20, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Hahaha wow... That's it just wow ;)

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  6. Leeann @ Join the GossipFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:34 PM

    May 1...bitch I'm jealous you got the REAL psychic in NOLA. I told my mom the story and she wants to fly there to buy me one of the voodoo dolls you bought bahaha!

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  7. Because Shanna Said SoFebruary 20, 2013 at 3:47 PM

    Bahahahaha!!!! This is classic...happy anniversary regardless of the day!!!

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  8. AngiFebruary 20, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    Hahahaha - impregnated with love. Happy jmeoww-iversary to you and Justin. ;)

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  9. ChrisFebruary 20, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    That's the only kind of love I'd like to be impregnated with!

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  10. GloriaFebruary 21, 2013 at 1:26 PM

    Jmeoww is the best nickname ever!!

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  11. MichelleFebruary 21, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    INCREDIBLE!! James and I have very similar conversations (me spouting random crap and him with the blank stare) so I understand all of this so well.

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  12. Why Girls Are WeirdFebruary 28, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    New to your blog and this post totally made me laugh out loud!

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We just became best friends.

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