The Cynthia to my Phaedra

While Tiffany is off celebrating her birth week, I'm here filling in for her. My name is Leeann and I blog over at Join the Gossip. Why is that important? Because I'd like to think I'm the reason Tiffany blogs. I've been bullying her for years to start her own blog and I finally wore her down several months ago. So, essentially, her posts and your entertainment are all thanks to me. You're welcome ;)

So let's take it back to when Tiffany and I met. We were in junior high and part of the "Fashion Police" group, as we were called. And while we may have bonded over a matching plastic jacket that we both had (it was cool at the time, OK?!), we aren't exactly the most normal pairing.

In fact, we don't even look normal standing next to each other! Exhibit A:

Let me count the ways we are opposites...


She's super tall, and I'm pretty short.

She's brunette, I'm blonde.

She wears heels, I wear flats.

She likes cats, I like dogs.

She plays blackjack, I play roulette.

She's all ass, I'm all tits.

She drinks whiskey, I drink vodka.

She like slow emotional music, I like fast and loud music.

Despite all of our differences, opposites attract. She's my heterosexual Life Partner and I'm lucky to have had such an incredible friend in my life for so long!